He Who Must Not Be Named President

I don’t know if you guys have seen this yet… it’s all over the Internet. Apparently, sources have just learned that Obama is actually a dark wizard bent on enslaving the world. The photo seen here was taken just before “you know who” disappeared into a flash of green light.

Eh, actually… A few months ago I was watching one of the Harry Potter movies with the wife and one of the scenes featuring Voldemort made me think of Obama. I’m not sure what it was… maybe the shape of his head or something. Anyway, I couldn’t resist trying to make a Obamort. I think it turned out pretty well.

My family (myself included) tends to be what I would call Biblicaly suspicious, but I’ve started to hear some suspicions about Obama from outside of the family. Specifically, that he may turn out to be the Antichrist (oh noes!). Add that to the list of reasons not to vote for Obama (racist, unpatriotic, atheist, liberal) and you can see why I’ll probably vote Republican.